Top 10 You Might Be a Crunchy Mom If…List

10. You might be a crunchy mom if your 6 year old doesn’t know what a Pop Tart is. 
9. You might be a crunchy mom if your 8 year old refers to 100% whole wheat bread as “normal bread” to distinguish it from sprouted bread and Ezekial Bread.

8. You might be a crunchy mom if your 3 year old is so proud of her newfound skill of swallowing supplement pills!

7. You might be a crunchy mom if you refer to bread made with bleached flour as “poison bread” and your kids don’t batt an eye.

6. You might be a crunchy mom if your 2 year old doesn’t like boxed Mac n cheese.

5. You might be a crunchy mom if  said 2 year old eats the aforementioned Mac n cheese anyway because he knows he will be expected to eat what you offer him. (You really wouldn’t have actually enforced it this time but he doesn’t know that.)

4. You might be a crunchy mom if your kids automatically look for the “oil box” when there’s any injury or illness. 

3. You might be a crunchy mom if your best friend has actually been a guest on a blog radio show  to discuss natural health topics.

2. You might be a crunchy mom if you and your friends take Herbalist certification classes together for fun.

And the number 1 reason you might be a crunchy mom…

…You’re known as “The Poop Patrol Mom” and you’re proud of your well earned title!

Bonus Reason you KNOW you’re a crunchy mom…coffee enema is on your bucket list! 

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